Essentials for a Lad's/Lass' Holiday

So its holiday season and you might be wondering what to whack in the suitcase. This list runs through some of the essentials everyone should pack for their booze and banter filled trip abroad.

Fancy Dress
Themed nights on holiday never fail to deliver. There's something about a fancy dress night that puts everyone on a buzz and they always manage to be memorable. The more original the better, whilst on holiday I've seen fairies, superheroes and TV characters. Also, fancy dress is always a great way to break the ice and a conversation starter with people outside your group, so why not.


Straw Hat
One of the few times literally anyone can pull off one of these. Its got vintage holiday holiday written all over it. Plus if you decide don't like it they burn well too...


Condoms
Most lads/lass' holidays have a little sex in em' even if you're not planning to pull on holiday they're always good to have in case any of your mates do. Never know what someone on holiday might have. Wouldn't want to stick it in and her fanny corrodes your dick. Or he pulls it out and you don't know if you're hallucinating from the smell or there is a layer of cheddar around his helmet. Plus they're great for pranking people with.


Speakers (And An iPod)
This can be the one thing that convinced the boys in the apartment across to come round yours for pre-drinks or a guy might consider it his wing man by the end of the night. Nothing like a good sesh with a few tunes. And even if you aren't planning on attracting a crowd then it's still great to have about.


A Embarrassing Item of Clothing
A great idea if you want to create a cracking forfeit for your mates then the trampy hotpants or mankini can up the stakes for any bet. Great for a bit of banter.


Deck of Cards
An obvious need, but often forgotten. Great for drinking games, just make sure you know some before you fly out!